We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”
Just tell me how you fucking feel.(via jasfuckinq)
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)